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Lustful Diarrhea 

An uncontrollable expression of desire. Typically an unprovoked or random statement of a sexual nature that is poorly received.
1. Billy be all chillin' wit his crew scopin' Nascar, till his buddy's sister-momma smacked'em wit da knowlge dat she'd let'em take her on a Hot air balloon ride anyday". Dat lustful diarrhea broke de group like a ford hittin' a kiddy-squirrel.

2. When that bro saw that broad struttin' her sexy parts, he holla'd "damn baby, I wanna prime your pump good" quicker than a Kenyan on Powerthirst. That broad's nose curled at the stench of that lustful diarrhea.

Related Words

lustache 

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.
I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.
lustache by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007

lustaken 

Adj. Mistakenly attributing lustful feelings in another where none exist, or

Thinking someone has no lustful feelings for a friend, when they do.

It can be used to describe the suspicion a spouse has when their partner has 'a genuine friend with whom they share no romantic feelings' but the spouse thinks they are lovers. The spouse is 'lustaken'.

It could also describe a misunderstanding between friends when one thinks they share romantic feelings and one person has none.
"Honey, you're lustaken, we are just friends."

"He looked at me like he wanted to kiss me, but he never did. I must be lustaken."

"I didn't realize she was into me. I was lustaken. We made out for hours!"

"We've been good friends for years; I think of him like a brother. If he doesn't understand that, then he is lustaken."
lustaken by Zaphid Beeblebrox July 31, 2014
Having sexual desire.
he was very lustful after seeing her in that mini skirt
Lustful by John91 July 13, 2010
It is a sexual description or view created with desire for someone.
I read your lustfull words in your text you send me and that ensured your love to me .
Lustfull by Brutito February 11, 2018

lustarded 

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.
Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.
lustarded by Crambo January 24, 2008