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Lubed Up Leftovers 

When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.
I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.

lubed up meat piston 

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.
You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!
lubed up meat piston by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

lubed up 

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.
"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.
lubed up by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

Lubed-up power-wank 

Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

lubed up 

A colloquial term for an object being lubricated for medical, mechanical, and/or sexual purposes.
The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.
lubed up by C4Diesel August 21, 2014

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