Lured up

Dressed up in a fancy manner to entice or to catch the attention of women. Just like one uses lure to catch fish.

Mate, with that nifty outfit you are all lured up to catch some fish (chicks) tonight.

by Pirrashdi April 18, 2014

Lubed Up Leftovers

When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.

I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.

by Scruffy Judson November 7, 2019

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

Lubed-up power-wank

Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.

Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

by Captain Dale April 26, 2009

lubed up

A colloquial term for an object being lubricated for medical, mechanical, and/or sexual purposes.

The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.

by C4Diesel August 21, 2014

Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat

Its when a Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat

Oh my god jesica a Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat

Bob no it cant be a Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat

by HD BIG BLACK COCK April 9, 2024