luoma

A man with a incredibly small, thin penis, see also asian penis

Girl: Oh my god this guy i fucked was such a luoma. His dick was only like 2 inches long ... hard!

Other girl: I'm glad I didn't fuck a luoma!

by not a luoma January 26, 2007

Luoma

feces attached to your anus hairs

he has mad luoma

by hey yo leroy April 6, 2003

Luoma

A purple armadillo wielding a magic keytar. A Luoma will become agitated if it are not fed Tacobell (perferably a crunchwrap supreme) at least once every week. A Luoma is also someone who hates girls who are obessed with tanning and water.

A Luoma will never abandon the people it loves, and if lucky, it will play keytar for them.

Me: "Dude! What is that sweet music?"
You: "That is Luoma, the coolest purple armadillo in town."
Me: "Golly gee! I didn't know armadillos could play keytar like that!"

by SunflowerAction November 8, 2011

lumax

The ship between character Max and Lucas on the hit Netflix series Stranger Things. The two make die heart fans shed tears and smile.

“Hey did you see the episode where lumax kisses!”

by Lumax is a pure ship January 30, 2018

kuma luma

An Akita bread dog that shares many characteristics similar to a pig: snoring, very loud eater, drinks water almost constently, and produces random sounds.

Man, that Kuma Luma ate an entire pizza!

by Kumingy June 5, 2014

Point Loma High School

Located in San Diego, California. Point Loma High School (also known as Joint Loma) is a public high school for kids who live in the Point Loma/Ocean Beach area. This school has all the stereotypes from cheerleaders & jocks to stoners, surfers, skaters, thespians, cholos/cholas, emos, artsy kids, nerds, etc. These cliches are most noticeable at lunch time when each clique stands/sits in their designated areas in the quad. PLHS kids party pretty hard. By senior year, you will find everyone off campus at Tios local mexican shop or getting baked in their car. Everyone shows up to Mr. Rhodeys class stoned beyond belief and everyone tries getting away with creating bongs in ceramics class.

Point Loma High School... Pointer Pride!

by americanbooT December 5, 2011

Lumbering Lomax

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012