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A man with a incredibly small, thin penis, see also asian penis
Girl: Oh my god this guy i fucked was such a luoma. His dick was only like 2 inches long ... hard!

Other girl: I'm glad I didn't fuck a luoma!
luoma by not a luoma January 26, 2007
Words you can keep
feces attached to your anus hairs
he has mad luoma
Luoma by hey yo leroy April 6, 2003
Related Words
Luoma loma lomax luma looma Lukman Leomar Lomance Lomani luhmayoe
A purple armadillo wielding a magic keytar. A Luoma will become agitated if it are not fed Tacobell (perferably a crunchwrap supreme) at least once every week. A Luoma is also someone who hates girls who are obessed with tanning and water.

A Luoma will never abandon the people it loves, and if lucky, it will play keytar for them.
Me: "Dude! What is that sweet music?"
You: "That is Luoma, the coolest purple armadillo in town."
Me: "Golly gee! I didn't know armadillos could play keytar like that!"
Luoma by SunflowerAction November 8, 2011
The ship between character Max and Lucas on the hit Netflix series Stranger Things. The two make die heart fans shed tears and smile.
“Hey did you see the episode where lumax kisses!”
lumax by Lumax is a pure ship January 30, 2018

kuma luma 

An Akita bread dog that shares many characteristics similar to a pig: snoring, very loud eater, drinks water almost constently, and produces random sounds.
Man, that Kuma Luma ate an entire pizza!
kuma luma by Kumingy June 5, 2014

Point Loma High School 

Located in San Diego, California. Point Loma High School (also known as Joint Loma) is a public high school for kids who live in the Point Loma/Ocean Beach area. This school has all the stereotypes from cheerleaders & jocks to stoners, surfers, skaters, thespians, cholos/cholas, emos, artsy kids, nerds, etc. These cliches are most noticeable at lunch time when each clique stands/sits in their designated areas in the quad. PLHS kids party pretty hard. By senior year, you will find everyone off campus at Tios local mexican shop or getting baked in their car. Everyone shows up to Mr. Rhodeys class stoned beyond belief and everyone tries getting away with creating bongs in ceramics class.
Point Loma High School... Pointer Pride!

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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