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A man with a incredibly small, thin penis, see also asian penis
Girl: Oh my god this guy i fucked was such a luoma. His dick was only like 2 inches long ... hard!

Other girl: I'm glad I didn't fuck a luoma!
luoma by not a luoma January 26, 2007
Words you can keep
feces attached to your anus hairs
he has mad luoma
Luoma by hey yo leroy April 6, 2003
Related Words
Luoma loma lomax luma looma Lukman Leomar Lomance Lomani luhmayoe
A purple armadillo wielding a magic keytar. A Luoma will become agitated if it are not fed Tacobell (perferably a crunchwrap supreme) at least once every week. A Luoma is also someone who hates girls who are obessed with tanning and water.

A Luoma will never abandon the people it loves, and if lucky, it will play keytar for them.
Me: "Dude! What is that sweet music?"
You: "That is Luoma, the coolest purple armadillo in town."
Me: "Golly gee! I didn't know armadillos could play keytar like that!"
Luoma by SunflowerAction November 8, 2011
The ship between character Max and Lucas on the hit Netflix series Stranger Things. The two make die heart fans shed tears and smile.
“Hey did you see the episode where lumax kisses!”
lumax by Lumax is a pure ship January 30, 2018

kuma luma 

An Akita bread dog that shares many characteristics similar to a pig: snoring, very loud eater, drinks water almost constently, and produces random sounds.
Man, that Kuma Luma ate an entire pizza!
kuma luma by Kumingy June 5, 2014

Point Loma High School 

Located in San Diego, California. Point Loma High School (also known as Joint Loma) is a public high school for kids who live in the Point Loma/Ocean Beach area. This school has all the stereotypes from cheerleaders & jocks to stoners, surfers, skaters, thespians, cholos/cholas, emos, artsy kids, nerds, etc. These cliches are most noticeable at lunch time when each clique stands/sits in their designated areas in the quad. PLHS kids party pretty hard. By senior year, you will find everyone off campus at Tios local mexican shop or getting baked in their car. Everyone shows up to Mr. Rhodeys class stoned beyond belief and everyone tries getting away with creating bongs in ceramics class.
Point Loma High School... Pointer Pride!

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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