Girl: Oh my god this guy i fucked was such a luoma. His dick was only like 2 inches long ... hard!
Other girl: I'm glad I didn't fuck a luoma!
Other girl: I'm glad I didn't fuck a luoma!
by not a luoma January 09, 2007
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by hey yo leroy April 06, 2003
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A purple armadillo wielding a magic keytar. A Luoma will become agitated if it are not fed Tacobell (perferably a crunchwrap supreme) at least once every week. A Luoma is also someone who hates girls who are obessed with tanning and water.
A Luoma will never abandon the people it loves, and if lucky, it will play keytar for them.
A Luoma will never abandon the people it loves, and if lucky, it will play keytar for them.
Me: "Dude! What is that sweet music?"
You: "That is Luoma, the coolest purple armadillo in town."
Me: "Golly gee! I didn't know armadillos could play keytar like that!"
You: "That is Luoma, the coolest purple armadillo in town."
Me: "Golly gee! I didn't know armadillos could play keytar like that!"
by SunflowerAction November 08, 2011
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