Lumpus

The act of being shit at something or generally rubbish at life

Oi that guys hella lumpus
You there, get your fat lumpus fucking arse off the floor and do something

by Fatty cow May 2, 2020

lumpus

Male: straight, likes porn and sex, is normally lazy and hates his family
Female: a fat slut who feeds off mcdonalds and guys cocks

i know hes a lumpus, but its not my fault

by Devan Benoit May 19, 2006

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Lekku Lumps

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive

She has Lekku lumps

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

kuala lumpur

It is the capital of malaysia

kuala lumpur is the capital of Malaysia.

by 2929382 May 16, 2016

lumpismo

1. The tendency or act of abruptly changing (or attempting to shift) the topics of discussion or a meeting to a larger, containing category.

2. An abrupt attempt to shift topics to ones only broadly or peripherally related to the original ones.

My companion's constant lumpismo finally sidetracked the whole point of our talk.

by PoppaCrumpalicious February 19, 2018

Both lumps

A particularly hefty ejaculation

"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, left her with a face like a plasterer's radio"

by Da Real JZ February 21, 2009