Lumption

The dried up hunk of lotion that comes out of the pump when you haven't used the lotion in a long time.

I went to use that old Gold Bond in the cabinet and got a handfull of lumption.

by Frankie Bastard December 04, 2010

lumptionous

(of a person, place, or event) all around bad, annoying, hateful, cancerous; piece of shit

You are a lumptionous fool and you bring shame to our entire race.

by XF Fuse February 19, 2016