lumptionous

(of a person, place, or event) all around bad, annoying, hateful, cancerous; piece of shit

You are a lumptionous fool and you bring shame to our entire race.

by XF Fuse September 8, 2016

Lumption

The dried up hunk of lotion that comes out of the pump when you haven't used the lotion in a long time.

I went to use that old Gold Bond in the cabinet and got a handfull of lumption.

by Frankie Bastard December 4, 2010