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1. One who is so set in their own ways that nothing else matters much.

2.Too lazy and bum like to get off their ass.

3. One who can sleep past noon almost everyday.
Lia wanted the honey so bad that she grabbed the hive, even though the bees were crawling all over her. Lia, was being a scrumpa.

Scrumpa, no scrumpin.
Scrumpa by Illgrove April 1, 2010
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Scrumpa-doodoo 

1.)The complete and utter opposite of class and wealth. Scounging and lax in personal hygiene.
2.)One who looks like they stink before you actually smell them.
Damn! What a Scrumpa-doodoo bum.
Scrumpa-doodoo by Crystal and James January 20, 2007

Scrumpa-Lumpalis 

The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.

1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.
This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!
Scrumpa-Lumpalis by Kenney January 11, 2005

scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up
Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?
scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.
Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.
scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010
A person with no experience in software development that read a few books on Agile development and is acting like an expert.
I can't believe we hired that agile development coach, he's a total scrumbag.
scrumbag by {:} September 26, 2017

scrumptious 

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.
Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!
scrumptious by Babygurl May 5, 2005
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Me: Poggers!
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