lumpkins 

Getting head while you take a dump.

she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.

lumpkins by monanie October 7, 2006

lumpkins 

when you get cancer on your dick

shit man... u just got the lumpkins

lumpkins by G-balla June 7, 2005

Tubby Lumpkins 

Marwa AKA Tubby Lumpkins.

The leader of Tubby Lumpkins..Beware!

Tubby Lumpkins by Biggle September 20, 2014

Tubby Lumpkins 

Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!

OMG look at that tubby lumpkins eating all that food! When is she going to stop eating?

Tubby Lumpkins by MC Triangle Head January 9, 2012

dumpy lumpkins 

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins

did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

dumpy lumpkins by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

Fatty Lumpkins 

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

Fatty Lumpkins by Michael May 18, 2005

Jeremy Lumpkins

Small dicked, man child

he so small hes a Jeremy Lumpkins

Jeremy Lumpkins by hellomoto2017 July 23, 2017