lumpkins

Getting head while you take a dump.

she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.

by monanie October 07, 2006

lumpkins

when you get cancer on your dick

shit man... u just got the lumpkins

by G-balla June 01, 2005

lumpkin

The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.

After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

lumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

When joe is taking a shit, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.

by miamiheatonfire3 March 29, 2006

lumpkin

getting oral sex while taking a dump

"did u hear, tom got lumpkin last night

by jon the pimpmaster flex March 24, 2006

Lumpkin

Lumpkin:To give or recieve a blowjob, while taking a shit on the toilet.

"dude did you hear how Austin got a lumpkin from Kyli?" "ya Garyn told me about it, thats BAMFin"

See B.A.M.F in dictionary

by Joe Bamf August 02, 2006

lumpkin

a man taking a shit and getting a blow job

also a town in georgia

that lumpkin made her stink for days

by smoogrish December 17, 2006