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Lumpfish 

A fish with a lumps
Hey, you are such a lumpfish
Lumpfish by BLAQJAQ February 20, 2017
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Like a blob fish but lumpier
A fat lass with a bad haircut
Yo lump fish shake ya fat ass
Hey ya lump fish come going the conversation- don't be an oreo dory
Lump Fish by User_87 December 17, 2014
The way an Iranian says naked
Iranian: Why are you lumpish? That is illegal in public
Lumpish by MrBob8888 June 9, 2018

Lumpishness 

Stupid or dull, clumsy or cumbersome. Likely the result of the effect from a member of the opposite sex.
She has distracted, confused and baffled me to a trifecta of lumpishness.
Lumpishness by Myzt November 5, 2012

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026