"I need a boyfriend with a good job, tattoos, a sexy beard, sense of humor, able to chop fire wood and change a tire but whose also vegan and compassionate without having to brag about it and sniff his own farts every five minutes."
"You need a Lukkah."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak