Luke S.

Luke is a terrible person who messes with your heart but looks good in a ponytail. Also looks like Ed Sheeran's and shaggys love child.

Oh look there's Luke S. You can tell by the hair.

by Asteiea January 30, 2022

Luke's gang

Consists of Luke, Illia, Aidan, Nate, and Connor. The most common story is that Luke obtained the other four through ritual combat in a 1v1. No one knew the four others, No one knows the history of the gang for sure, it's a mystery that will never be solved. Luke is also in love with Georgia still but he won't admit it.

Person 1: Woah, who's that?
Person 2: That's Luke's gang, it's the most epic middle school gang on grounds.

by ARandomUserNo.2 December 17, 2019

Luke’s Flashlight

Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.

Luke’s Flashlight: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLASH GRENADES CLAIRE: WAIT THATS LUKES FLASHLIGHT.

by S onHisBack November 28, 2021

Luke's Mom

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.

That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.

by nw968 January 8, 2012

Luke's Revenge

When you piss a fictional character off so badly that he, she, or it gets your ass kicked in real life.

Steve: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who wrote that really sick story about this kid being turned into a baby?"
Bob: "No, what happened?"
Steve: "Well, he was a teacher and somebody told his school district about the story... guy got fired.."
Bob: "LOL, Luke's Revenge!"

by The Bladed Demon July 16, 2008

Luke's penis

That kid luke has a massive cock

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.

by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020

Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022