Lukaemia 

The emotional state of Luka’s victims within the duration of their encounter(s). Which consists of: crying, shaking, guilt, worrying, panic-attacks, anxiety, submitting and stress.

Victim: What’s wrong with me, Doc?

Doctor: Hmph. Ever since you’ve encountered Luka, you’ve developed a form of Lukaemia.

Victim: How can I treat this?

Doctor: By making Luka a fan-sign.

Lukaemia by Nfufufufufu August 31, 2020

leukaemia 

A type of cancer which causes a group of blood cancers that usually begin in the bone marrow and result in high numbers of abnormal blood cells. These blood cells are not fully developed and are called blasts or leukemia cells.

Person 1: hey I heard your mother got cancer. What kind of cancer is it?
Person 2: it's leukaemia. She was sent to the hospital for immediate treatment

leukaemia by Vera smera October 6, 2020

leukaemia patient

when someone is bald

u look like a leukaemia patient girlie😻😻😻

leukaemia patient by iconicslut February 24, 2022

Lukeemia 

A weakening of the immune-system characterized by the sufferer's erroneously believing that he is the son of Darth Vader.

Never trust a Lukeemia diagnosis from a physician who's a Star Wars aficionado --- best to seek a second opinion.

Lukeemia by QuacksO August 5, 2018

lukemia 

A sexy ting with a big bunda that a shiyam loves to move to. Often found in curryland where the bandors love to dick ride.

Oh my days, lukemia! Shut that babylonian mouth up before I seal that hole myself.

lukemia by segsymaimoun October 26, 2020