Lukeemia 

A weakening of the immune-system characterized by the sufferer's erroneously believing that he is the son of Darth Vader.

Never trust a Lukeemia diagnosis from a physician who's a Star Wars aficionado --- best to seek a second opinion.

Lukeemia by QuacksO August 5, 2018

Lukaemia 

The emotional state of Luka’s victims within the duration of their encounter(s). Which consists of: crying, shaking, guilt, worrying, panic-attacks, anxiety, submitting and stress.

Victim: What’s wrong with me, Doc?

Doctor: Hmph. Ever since you’ve encountered Luka, you’ve developed a form of Lukaemia.

Victim: How can I treat this?

Doctor: By making Luka a fan-sign.

Lukaemia by Nfufufufufu August 31, 2020

lukemia 

A sexy ting with a big bunda that a shiyam loves to move to. Often found in curryland where the bandors love to dick ride.

Oh my days, lukemia! Shut that babylonian mouth up before I seal that hole myself.

lukemia by segsymaimoun October 26, 2020