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Lobeless Cunt
Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled
Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back
Lobeless Cunt by BigMarto November 16, 2020
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lobeless
Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.
lobeless by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008
lobeless
lobeless by silverface July 13, 2009
Lumeless
The feeling of realizing you miss something you lost only after it dissapears from your life.
“Taking something for granted”
In Latin: Sera agnitio luminis.
“Taking something for granted”
In Latin: Sera agnitio luminis.
Lumeless by Enlightened omniscient Leo March 21, 2026
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