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lobeless 

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Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.
Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.
lobeless by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008
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lobeless 

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an artist from New York who is missing the same earlobe as Vincent Van Gogh.
Yo, did you see the artwork for MC Comeczechmi's album? Lobeless did it, you know Rob.
lobeless by silverface July 13, 2009
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Lobeless Cunt 

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Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled
Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back
Lobeless Cunt by BigMarto November 16, 2020
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Lily Loveless 

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An obsession amongst teenaged lesbians.

Known for her role as Naomi in the UK tv series Skins where she played a lesbian character.
"Who's that chick all over your Tumblr?"

"Oh that's Lily Loveless".
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Lily Loveless 

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Lily May Loveless (Born May 1990 in Haringey, London)1 is a British actress, best known for her role as Naomi Campbell in teen comedy-drama Skins.
Jack: Does Lily Loveless have a FB page?

Sally: No, but she should get one though so she can please us fans!

Jack: I know let's make her one!
Lily Loveless by onlywicked_rest February 26, 2009
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loveless 

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A person without any kind of love. A loveless person.
She was very loveless about her life.
loveless by Mars124 May 2, 2019
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Lamp(loveless) 

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The school for the smart kids that idiots like to diss because they know they have no chance of getting in, or were rejected from because of examples when someone can find a donkey that can spell better than they.
LAMP @ Loveless(Lamp(loveless)) has more grants than normal schools have graduates.
Lamp(loveless) by Fey-chan October 29, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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