lobeless

Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.

Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.

by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008

lobeless

an artist from New York who is missing the same earlobe as Vincent Van Gogh.

Yo, did you see the artwork for MC Comeczechmi's album? Lobeless did it, you know Rob.

by silverface July 14, 2009

Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

by BigMarto November 17, 2020