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Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.

Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.

lobeless by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008

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lobeless

an artist from New York who is missing the same earlobe as Vincent Van Gogh.

Yo, did you see the artwork for MC Comeczechmi's album? Lobeless did it, you know Rob.

lobeless by silverface July 13, 2009

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Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

Lobeless Cunt by BigMarto November 16, 2020

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Lily Loveless

An obsession amongst teenaged lesbians.

Known for her role as Naomi in the UK tv series Skins where she played a lesbian character.

"Who's that chick all over your Tumblr?"

"Oh that's Lily Loveless".

Lily Loveless by lilylovelessismygirl March 21, 2011

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Lily Loveless

Lily May Loveless (Born May 1990 in Haringey, London)1 is a British actress, best known for her role as Naomi Campbell in teen comedy-drama Skins.

Jack: Does Lily Loveless have a FB page?

Sally: No, but she should get one though so she can please us fans!

Jack: I know let's make her one!

Lily Loveless by onlywicked_rest February 26, 2009

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loveless

A person without any kind of love. A loveless person.

She was very loveless about her life.

loveless by Mars124 May 2, 2019

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Lamp(loveless)

The school for the smart kids that idiots like to diss because they know they have no chance of getting in, or were rejected from because of examples when someone can find a donkey that can spell better than they.

LAMP @ Loveless(Lamp(loveless)) has more grants than normal schools have graduates.

Lamp(loveless) by Fey-chan October 29, 2006

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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