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A person who lives in a house with a large family and likes altoids:ppp
Man1: Bro, why are you such an ltom. you always want to give me altoids and live at that house with those people.
Ltom by D-tungatunga November 3, 2010
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Let Me Take Off My Pants. Used in a situation to make things funny or humorous.

**Note: Word is never used twice in a row, otherwise it means you are taking off your underwear too.**
Guy #1: Come on dude, please!!!

Guy #2: Hold on a minute, Ltomp!!!
Related Words
LTOMP Ltom LTOMG ltomlette
you're such a bitch,HOLD ON LTOMP!!
LTOMP by HNSCHEM May 14, 2009

ltomlette 

the 1337est person on all of gamefaqs.

he also hosts for the 1337est hacker uni-terror
ltomlette by anonymous July 17, 2003
Originally only OMG (Oh My God), this acronym has evolved into the biggest retards way of saying the same thing but with an extra two words. 'Like' and 'Totally' in front of 'Oh My God'. LTOMG.- "Like Totally Oh My God". For complete and utter moronic speech.

Only insecure bitches and douche bags use this acronym and true douche bags won't even know what an acronym is.
LTOMG, I cannot believe those shoes are pink!
LTOMG, Kristin Stewart is my new obsession. I even spell 'loser' as 'looser', thats how retarded I am.

LTOMG, I don't even know what LTOMG is but I'll use it cause it sounds complicated.
LTOMG by hitchcocks July 21, 2010
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