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laughing so hard my penis hurts
1. I'm lshmph irl.
2. I have been lshmph.
lshmph by a1gaius April 28, 2008
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Is equivalent to ROFL, LOL, LMAO, etc.

Stands for "LAUGH SO HARD MY STOMACH HURTS."
Do you know what LSHMSH mean?
LSHMSH by MYB_stole_from_LP February 18, 2011
An internet slang term that means Laughing So Hard My Dick Hurts.It was created by a couple of guys while using YIM.
Two people talking on YIM
Guy 1:I just gave this girl a Donkey Punch
Guy 2:LSHMDH
LSHMDH by A.A.R. December 12, 2006
Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.
After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.
LSHMRH by woodpile January 23, 2010
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
As used in a chat:
Clay: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Shea: I don't know. Why?
Clay: Because it was DEAD!
Shea: LSHMBH!!!
LSHMBH by umbdass December 13, 2008
laugh so hard my head exploded

DUH!
Leemoney: Hey Pete, i got something to say...i, ive got aids..
Peter: LSHMHE!!!
LSHMHE by YUH! June 29, 2004
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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