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laughing so hard my penis hurts

1. I'm lshmph irl.
2. I have been lshmph.

lshmph by a1gaius April 28, 2008

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Lshmlh

laughing so hard my lungs hurt

"Do you know that boi Equinox? He shat himself in kindergarden"
"OMG im Lshmlh rn"

Lshmlh by cerri May 15, 2020

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LSHMSH

Is equivalent to ROFL, LOL, LMAO, etc.

Stands for "LAUGH SO HARD MY STOMACH HURTS."

Do you know what LSHMSH mean?

LSHMSH by MYB_stole_from_LP February 18, 2011

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LSHMDH

An internet slang term that means Laughing So Hard My Dick Hurts.It was created by a couple of guys while using YIM.

Two people talking on YIM
Guy 1:I just gave this girl a Donkey Punch
Guy 2:LSHMDH

LSHMDH by A.A.R. December 12, 2006

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LSHMPLACLASL

Laughins so hard my pussy lips are clapping like a sea lion

that joke was so funny, I was LSHMPLACLASL

LSHMPLACLASL by drdan63 August 7, 2012

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LSHMRH

Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.

After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.

LSHMRH by woodpile January 23, 2010

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LSHMBH

Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

As used in a chat:
Clay: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Shea: I don't know. Why?
Clay: Because it was DEAD!
Shea: LSHMBH!!!

LSHMBH by umbdass December 13, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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