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godamn that lozball is a double jointed wagoll
Lozball by Johnjane May 11, 2023
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(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, the term "lowball" is used by greedy sellers who don't understand depreciation and are attempting to make a buyer look bad.
Guy 1: That guy just tried to lowball me
Guy 2: Maybe you should read Economics for Dummies
Lowball by Trillzill420 June 24, 2021
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when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018

Lowball Lonnie 

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

lolballz 

Balls that are loled, or the state of having one's balls loled after a funny joke.
OMG! LOLBALLZ!!! *falls onto the floor laughing*
lolballz by «F»Voyager September 15, 2009

lolballoon 

Word commonly used to describe an helium balloon. Since most people just inhale the helium and have a funny voice, it is referred as a LOLballoon.
-Hello Jack Lol!
-Omg Pete you have a funny voice!
-Normal, i inhaled a Lolballoon!
-LOL
lolballoon by Nicobbq September 8, 2009
To try to pay lower /unrealistically low amount
this girl tried to lowball me out of two books for 70 dollars
lowball by triple h January 26, 2005
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