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Someone who is the mid of the mid. Common insult used by people with high-functioning intelligence towards people of lesser intellect.
"This lowbob named reggy calling my 3 million dollar mansion a crack house."
"Ha, the only lowbob is that gaztons bozo."
"True. Anyways I have some business to attend to, deuces."
Lowbob by riget April 9, 2022
the term for an average low elo player with no acknowledgeable achievements or status within a gaming community
on my team always fucking lowbobs, nobody else - yimit
lowbob by Skwek December 7, 2021

down lowboy 

A guy who acts straight but occasionally likes to get his dick sucked by a dude.
Hey man that girl looks wet but daaamn look at that big dick down lowboy.
down lowboy by Rayne229 October 20, 2008
(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, the term "lowball" is used by greedy sellers who don't understand depreciation and are attempting to make a buyer look bad.
Guy 1: That guy just tried to lowball me
Guy 2: Maybe you should read Economics for Dummies
Lowball by Trillzill420 June 24, 2021
Short for low functioning autism. The person in question is intellectually disabled, incapable of social interaction and lacks self-awareness. Can be used in the same context as retard, autist and sped.
Person 1: Is that kid over retarded or something?
Person 2: yeah, he's definitely a lowfunc.
Lowfunc by zeryetoast July 26, 2019

Lowball Lonnie 

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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