Low GI
Low GI by Eddie Oberbichler July 21, 2006
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DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG)
THE DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL LOVES TO MASQUERADE AS A "WHITE GIRL" (AS IN WHITE GENTILE GIRL). THE DLJG LOVES TO HIDE BEHIND THE "WHITE GIRL" LABEL, SO SHE CAN PROMOTE INTERRACIAL SEX AND BABIES WITH BLACK GUYS (OR HISPANIC AND ASIAN GUYS). YOUR TYPICAL DLJG WILL GET A NOSEJOB, DYE HER HAIR BLONDE OR SOME OTHER COLOR, AND WILL TRY AND MIMIC A "WHITE GENTILE GIRL" PERSONALITY. YOU'LL SEE A DLJG IN MANY SOCIAL MEDIA VIDEOS GETTIN' JIGGY WITH A BLACK BABY DICK BRUTHA, OR SOME OTHER "MINORITY" WITH A SMALL DICK:). YOU'LL ALSO SEE A DLJG IN VIDEOS TRYING TO START RACIAL HATRED BETWEEN GROUPS (LIKE THE ONE WHO MADE A VIDEO A WHILE BACK INSULTING ASIAN COLLEGE STUDENTS). SO BEWARE TO ALL GUYS OF ALL RACES: NEXT TIME YOU SEE A "WHITE GIRL" IN A VIDEO GETTIN' HER SWIRL ON OR SAYING SOMETHING RACIALLY INSULTING, THERE'S A 70 TO 90 PERCENT CHANCE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL:). DON'T CONFUSE JEWISH GIRLS AND CAUCASIAN GENTILE GIRLS: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. THANKS:)
White Gentile guy to Asian guy: Hey, did you see the video of that silly-asshole White girl recording herself grindin' on some welfare recipient black dude with a two-inch dick?
Asian guy to White Gentile guy: Bro, that "White girl" ain't no White Gentile girl. That girl is a DLJG: A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG). They love to promote interracial sex between "White girls" and everyone else. But they never admit to being Jewish;they like to hide that fact from everyone.
White guy to Asian guy: Damn, I didn't realize Jewish babes could be such lying dickheads.
Hispanic guy to White guy: Don't worry, bro. It's a fact millions of DLJGs all over the world have lied so well that now they're actually enjoying LOTS OF GENTILE COCK!!! Now, they're secretly getting revenge against their racist Jewish boyfriends and husbands who love to pay to have sex with SHIKSAS!!!!!
White guy to his Asian and Hispanic friends: Well, it looks like the joke is on Jewish boyfriends and husbands all over the world:)
The three friends laugh hysterically in agreement:)
Asian guy to White Gentile guy: Bro, that "White girl" ain't no White Gentile girl. That girl is a DLJG: A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG). They love to promote interracial sex between "White girls" and everyone else. But they never admit to being Jewish;they like to hide that fact from everyone.
White guy to Asian guy: Damn, I didn't realize Jewish babes could be such lying dickheads.
Hispanic guy to White guy: Don't worry, bro. It's a fact millions of DLJGs all over the world have lied so well that now they're actually enjoying LOTS OF GENTILE COCK!!! Now, they're secretly getting revenge against their racist Jewish boyfriends and husbands who love to pay to have sex with SHIKSAS!!!!!
White guy to his Asian and Hispanic friends: Well, it looks like the joke is on Jewish boyfriends and husbands all over the world:)
The three friends laugh hysterically in agreement:)
DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG) by Billy3456890 March 10, 2017
LIG (Low Income Girl)
noun: any girl who is easily impressed by a man who can provide the basic necessities of life
plural: LIGs are an archetype of hood-rats
antonym: any girl who is a LIG at heart but attempts to blend in with females on the other side of the poverty line; aka "daywalker"
plural: LIGs are an archetype of hood-rats
antonym: any girl who is a LIG at heart but attempts to blend in with females on the other side of the poverty line; aka "daywalker"
"When I went up to the bar, this LIG (Low Income Girl) was staring at my wallet"
"I had a LIG (Low Income Girl) over and she was impressed by the fact my thermostat was set at 73* in the middle of winter"
" This one LIG (Low Income Girl) felt bad accepting free food at my house"
" Once a LIG, always a LIG"
" This LIG downed 1 bottle of white wine, 2 beers, and drove home an hour later"
" I've never met an Amanda that wasn't a LIG"
" This LIG hadn't seen a dentist in years"
" We went to pick up these LIGs, they were chilling on top of their trailer home"
"I had a LIG (Low Income Girl) over and she was impressed by the fact my thermostat was set at 73* in the middle of winter"
" This one LIG (Low Income Girl) felt bad accepting free food at my house"
" Once a LIG, always a LIG"
" This LIG downed 1 bottle of white wine, 2 beers, and drove home an hour later"
" I've never met an Amanda that wasn't a LIG"
" This LIG hadn't seen a dentist in years"
" We went to pick up these LIGs, they were chilling on top of their trailer home"
LIG (Low Income Girl) by .R. December 15, 2009
low income white girl eyes
Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
low income white girl eyes by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025
Girls With Low Self Esteem
The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.
Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
Girls With Low Self Esteem by Sierra Leone January 30, 2006
Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:
long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023
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I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned by Txorromorro November 25, 2025