A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.
I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.
"Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
A) A term used to refer to any letter that could be taken as the writer caring about you, such as an attendance notice or a subpoena.
B) A letter or note which is used to express your love for someone.
Student: After missing 15 days of school, the principal sent a love letter to me asking me to show up more often <3.
Felon: After violating my probation for the third time, the magistrate sent me a love letter.
Girl: Some creepy dude put a love letter in my locker.