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Lourenz: Well I don't care enough but yeah.
Lourenz: Well I don't care enough but yeah.
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Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.
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Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.
He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.
See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
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by oofererika August 16, 2020
Get the LaurenZside mug.He is a pretty handsome and very smart guy. He is intelligent but doesn't show it, and is also very lazy. He could do a lot it in his life and change much in the world. But he needs someone who gives him the incentive to do so, and sometimes he feels a little bit lonely and misunderstand. But if you get to know a Laurenz you will see how funny he is and very loyal. He does not cheat or let someone down and is a great friend. Laurenz are often very athletic and love sports. But also he loves to stay in bed all day with his girl or also with friends and watch old movies with self made pancakes. If you find a Laurenz in your life dont lose him.
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