Lougham

(Loo-Gum)

Lougham is a phrase which you use when you don’t know how to describe a word or action. This can be used in any context.

What the lougham!

Where’s lougham?
I want to go to lougham.
I just did a huge lougham!

by BuffGnome December 13, 2023

lougamma

a white woman that prefers black men over white men

she's a lougamma (not totally sure about the spelling)

by marky baby December 31, 2010

Laughametitis

(Laff a meh tie tuss) n. 1. A rare disorder that exudes uncontrollable laughing especially during non-laughable situations. 2. The inability to control ones laughter.

Dick "Dude.. That cop just questioned us for a murder and fucking Cooper is laughing his ass off."

Jane " Yeah his laughametitis is gonna get us sent to jail!"

Dick "That dick."






Betty "Oh Cooper you're so awesome!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Betty "you laugh a lot"

Cooper "Hahaha. Yeah, Hahaha. Its just my Laughametitis. Hahahahaha."

by The Shizphactory December 15, 2008

Tom-Tom-Longhammer

Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.

Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!

by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018

Loughman's Law

A term referring to the amount of advertisement that any one object or media receives in an inverse proportion, also known as the Law of Inverse Advertising. Where in due to budget constraints of any project the amount spent to advertise must ultimately take away from the quality of the product itself. This can be seen mainly in film and television.

"Have you seen the that trailer for the new Sci-Fi movie? It looks good and I see ads for ever everywhere."
-"Im calling Loughman's law."

by Lupus553 January 12, 2017

Longhammer

A trusty tool that helps ordinary men do extraordinary things

With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch

by Megantron August 9, 2010

laughamatic

The ackward and at times inappropriate ability to laugh easily at anything, or in essence laughamatic.

Robin: " how was your date last night?"

Tressa: " not that good, Billy laughed at every word I said. Even the word, THE!"

Robin: " He was the laughamatic type?"

Tressa: " Yup"

by www417 February 18, 2011