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Lottje is super hot and nice. She’s got everything. The looks, the personality and all you look for in a wonderful girl. If you once meet a lottje you don’t wanna loose her she’s super precious. She will always give everything for people she loves so don’t use her for that. Lottje is wifey material and once again don’t loose her.
Dude 1: Do you know lottje the hot chic ?
Dude 2: yess omg I wanna marry her!
Lottje by Lottiii November 21, 2021
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NBA Lottery 

The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.
Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.
NBA Lottery by Bokolis August 25, 2013
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coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
Lotte is a nice, Beautiful and all-around positive girl. She is someone you will always want to keep close to your heart. She comes across sassy and shy at first, but once you really get to know her you will never stop talking. She has gorgeous, lushes, silky hair. Needless to say, she has the best sense of humour and is the smartest girl in town! If you don't already, go get yourself a Lotte. But if you piss her the F*** off just know she won't be talking to you anytime soon.
Guy 1: Who's that stunning girl over there
Guy 2: She's Lotte
Guy 1: A Lotte? Better go shoot my chance with her.
Lotte by Bye_Felecia November 20, 2019

Ghetto Lottery

1) Cheap Scratch Off Tickets 2) Low life individual who usually resides in Public housing or historically ghetto community with a documented arrest record getting shot by the po-lice . The family of these scumbags would typically consult with a lowlife lawyer and in turn sue the city for at least 10 million dollars. The individual is either dead or a paraplegic at this point, but individual's family is now assured a high quality life.
Tyrone : Ma I got shot 25x by the po po, I swears all I did was not drop my realistically looking gun like object when they ordered me to.

Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!

ghetto lottery

Blacks making a lot of money by suing someone or some company or authority alleging racism.
The woman won the ghetto lottery by successfully suing the grocery chain for terminating her, claiming racism.
ghetto lottery by Bangalore guy March 2, 2011

nigger lottery 

When a black person dies and the surviving family members get rich off the lawsuit that they file.
"After Jamal got shot by the cops. His mom hit the nigger lottery, when she sued the city."
nigger lottery by bigscottlarock February 26, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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