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Lotion Man 

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!

fun man lotion 

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.
"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

Man lotion 

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.
I covered my girl in man lotion last night
Man lotion by hobo ben June 14, 2018

lotionman 

Lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, Strong Mad, calls the King of Town's dunce cap in the Strong Bad email "origins".
"...stole the King Of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don't ask, it was Strong mad's idea."
lotionman by DeusExMachina February 13, 2005
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026