Lotion Man

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!
by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021
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lotion man

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes
dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man
by danaturalb May 13, 2005
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fun man lotion

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.
"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."
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Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.
I covered my girl in man lotion last night
by hobo ben June 14, 2018
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