Lorgen

Lorgen is a sexy and handsome man with a large third leg. He is very tall and is the best athlete of all time, if he wanted to go pro in basketball he would’ve, Michael Jordan’s got nothing on him. He has the biggest third leg known to man. He pulls every girl in existence (only the hot ones). Btw he’s 6’5 and super rich

Example 1:

Guy 1: I’m so hot and smart

Guy 2: you sure are a lorgen then

Example 2:

Girl: omg all men are assholes

Guy: you haven’t met lorgen then