Loosebian

A lesbian that is a loser

Haven: Léa is a loosebian
Léa: no you

by anonymous June 7, 2022

lolsbian

When two girls, usually close friends, pretend to be lesbians. They make comments about their sex lives together, and make awkward sexual advances toward each other. However, they are not actually lesbians or sleeping together. Nothing sexual every actually happens between the two of them.
Combines the terms 'lols' and 'lesbians'

Person 1: "Are those two lesbians?"
Person 2: "No, they're just lolsbians."

by tottaxlempia August 11, 2008

Losebian

Pronounced (LOOZ-bie-un):

A loser lesbian.
A lesbian who just CAN'T seem to get laid, or get a date, or find a lover. Chicks always escape her.

Jess (a lesbian): Damn! My luck with chicks is HORRIBLE.

Alice: Mmm...You'd think being a lesbian, it'd get you some vag!

Jess: I guess I'm not a true lesbian then...I must be a losebian. =(

or

Lucy (a lesbian): What the FUCK!?
I just got rejected by that girl...

Liz: Girl, I hate to break it to ya...but you're a losebian. =/

by EmjayBAH June 20, 2010

Lowesbian

A lesbian who has a job in the home improvement/maintenance field.

That female plumber looks like shes into women, she must be a Lowesbian.

A lesbian plumber, lesbian employee at a hardware/home improvement store etc...etc...

by Beaner 1 February 28, 2013

Looseball

(all refers to the sport "skateboarding")

1. When one is not landing any tricks or landing them sketch. Also, when one sucks for the day or is just lazy is not trying. (see example 1)

2.When referring to another kid, this term is used to explain that he/she sucks and looks like a dipshit. (see example 2)

***The term "looseball" is usually seen amoung the Danky Fresh team. they are X-Treme Looseballs.***

Example 1.
"dawg, im sooo loose today"
"this is gonna be loose, but whteves.

Example 2.
"wow check out these looseballs"
"im tired of all these looseballs getting in my way.
"you're a looseball"

by wankey sesh 4 life March 2, 2009

Lossbian

A very very attractive girl who is a pure, hardcore, dyke lovin', never-in-a-million-years-would-touch-a-guy lesbian. She is considered a great loss in that no guy will ever have the pleasure of seeing what she can do between the sheets, hence the term lossbian.

*Note when two lossbians hook up, it is okay because the potential to witness hot girl on girl is there.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a solid 10! Whatta rack!
Guy 2: Ya...cept she is in love with Wanda Dinkle (points to the typical "other" lesbian girl, complete with a mullet, upper lip stash and muscle shirt showing off her anchor tatoo)
Guy 1: Oh, such a lossbian
Guy 2: Yup (sips brew to try and make Wanda appear better so when they kiss, it looks somewhat hot)

by GingerKid17 April 14, 2010

loserian

A member of a group of losers.

He is but a loserian; just one other worthless fellow living on welfare.

by NewYorkDude June 23, 2004