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Losebian 

Pronounced (LOOZ-bie-un):

A loser lesbian.
A lesbian who just CAN'T seem to get laid, or get a date, or find a lover. Chicks always escape her.
Jess (a lesbian): Damn! My luck with chicks is HORRIBLE.

Alice: Mmm...You'd think being a lesbian, it'd get you some vag!

Jess: I guess I'm not a true lesbian then...I must be a losebian. =(

or

Lucy (a lesbian): What the FUCK!?
I just got rejected by that girl...

Liz: Girl, I hate to break it to ya...but you're a losebian. =/
Losebian by EmjayBAH June 20, 2010

loserpants 

An uncool person who acts annoying, weird, or childish. They also seem to lose a lot in life.

plural form - loserpantses.
He didn't even return my call - what a loserpants!
loserpants by SarahOfKrypton July 15, 2006

Sore Loserman 

This was the insult often used by members of the Republican party towards 2000 presidential/vice presidential candidates Al Gore and Joe Lieberman. Their campaign signs read "Gore Lieberman," and the insult is a play on words referring to how Mr. Gore criticized the handling of the Florida vote counting, resulting in the closest (and possibly most botched) presidential race in the history of the United States.

Mr. Gore's appeals for a recount went unheeded.
Republicans all over America put up 'Sore Loserman' signs following the 2000 presidential elections.
Sore Loserman by tuu June 5, 2007

Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.
"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."
Townie losering by ebadeez October 25, 2010

loserpants 

An uncool person who is a freak, socially inept, awkward, nerdy, and generally a loser, even if he thinks otherwise
Peter usually just sits there awkwardly; he's such a loserpants!
loserpants by ssshhhh March 22, 2008
On special and rare occasions, someone by the name of brent is given the nickname "Brentino". When this individual acts or says something that makes him resemble a loser, he may be insulted or reminded to get back in his box by using the term loserino.
OMG today to you are acting like a loserino! Stahhhhpppp it!
loserino by m.c. hammer April 6, 2013
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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