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5 bucks says I can Lonza the girl across the room tonight.
Lonza by vanilla 1ce January 21, 2009
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Alfredo Loza 

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.
1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018
Related Words
Lonza lonzail LOLZA londa longa longarm lanza Lona longage Lonah

lonzo ball 

Simply the mix of Jimmy Butler and Drake , son of the most confident father of the world
Friend 1: Hey , Lonzo Ball how you doin
LaVar Ball: Do not talk to my son, he is a Laker now
lonzo ball by E.Rahy August 31, 2017
Quiet at first, but when you get to know her, she's a little insane. Sweet, and lovable, but at the same time, strong and crazy. Looks like an innocent little girl, but isn't very innocent on the inside. If she's ever mad, run. She probably has a chain saw behind her back.
Wow, I thought she was an innocent girl, but she's actually a total Lona.
Lona by Domesticatedchicken December 13, 2016
1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z
1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"
lolzard by Mat_11 July 4, 2008

Adam Lanza 

Adam Lanza was quiet and socially awkward. There are too many quiet and socially awkward people in the world, male and female, to make identifying the next Adam Lanza a realistic priority. The one person that could have set the kid free (himself, to free himself from himself) failed to act, failed to tell anyone about who he was, so instead he decided to show the world something else, to take the freedoms and lives of many people in the process.
There are a lot of people with the personality similar to Adam Lanza that never take a life, so trying to give people information about his personality and hope they they will produce another Adam Lanza for you before the act (like Minority Report) is silliness. Everyone is part of the problem, but the kid had to be the one to do the work on himself, not every other person doing the work on him for him.
Adam Lanza by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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