lonter

A lonter is ice-cream and is usually white. People slurp it up and love it especially coming from a coodler. They are usually eaten and drunk by women, but some men love it too!

Omg, I love slurping up that lonter. And the coodler has the best lonter I have ever tastes. It's surprisingly sweet and white!

by Rafiqi June 5, 2017

Lonter

When a user scrolls through the whole group chat, replying to every single message, even those from more than two or three conversations ago, usually typing wall of messages.

(a is replying to someone)

a: This reminds me of when...
a: Yeah, I agree.
a: LMAO.

b: Oh no, he's lontering, again.

by thepirateweasel July 11, 2025

Longtermgevity

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

take a picture, it'll last longer!

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

NBA Lottery

The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.

Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.

by Bokolis August 25, 2013

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

loner

A loner is a leader who doesn't want to be followed.

Loners find their own solutions by taking their own advice, not other people's.

by Ice Warrier July 5, 2012