losey

A Losey is a slang term for a blowjob. A name of a city may be added before it to make it more descriptive.

i.e. A Green Bay Losey happens outside in the snow
"I got a Norman Losey last night"
"So she bit your neck? Let me see that mark."

"Dude, Luke totaly got a Las Vegas Losey last night."
"So where did you put the hooker's body after you took coke off of her?
by T Fritz November 08, 2007
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losey

a cigarette either bought or borrowed and came from a convenient store.
I went to the 7-11 to buy a pack of loseys from an Arab.
by h00ter May 24, 2006
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losey

An extreme of a loser; a more derrogatory substitute for "loser."
sometimes thought of as "loser squared"
What he did was such a losey thing to do!
That girl dumped you? What a losey.
by Jillybooty March 11, 2009
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Losey

A surname of Dutch/German/Swedish decent. Referring to a area of low sea level from which they hail.
Losey he must be from the sea side.
by Northmen January 21, 2015
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Dirty Losey

When you die from sucking AIDS out of a dead dudes D
A: Kenny died today!
B: What!? How?
A: He was found in dark alley with his faced covered in semen.
B: Kenny was the victim of a DIRTY LOSEY?
A: Indeed!
by thehardone May 24, 2012
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Losey

The greatest Social Studies teacher on the planet. Has a great head of hair, and the best track and field coach ever
Yo, dude, it’s Losey!
by JoPOmygo May 26, 2021
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