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A Losey is a slang term for a blowjob. A name of a city may be added before it to make it more descriptive.

i.e. A Green Bay Losey happens outside in the snow
"I got a Norman Losey last night"
"So she bit your neck? Let me see that mark."

"Dude, Luke totaly got a Las Vegas Losey last night."
"So where did you put the hooker's body after you took coke off of her?
losey by T Fritz November 8, 2007
a cigarette either bought or borrowed and came from a convenient store.
I went to the 7-11 to buy a pack of loseys from an Arab.
losey by h00ter May 24, 2006
An extreme of a loser; a more derrogatory substitute for "loser."
sometimes thought of as "loser squared"
What he did was such a losey thing to do!
That girl dumped you? What a losey.
losey by Jillybooty March 11, 2009
The greatest Social Studies teacher on the planet. Has a great head of hair, and the best track and field coach ever
Yo, dude, it’s Losey!
Losey by JoPOmygo May 25, 2021

Dirty Losey 

When you die from sucking AIDS out of a dead dudes D
A: Kenny died today!
B: What!? How?
A: He was found in dark alley with his faced covered in semen.
B: Kenny was the victim of a DIRTY LOSEY?
A: Indeed!
Dirty Losey by thehardone November 4, 2012
1. An irritating person or one who is generally unsuccessful in most regards of life.

2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.

The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."
Judge Judy: "What were you cursing at 5 or 6 of his friends for, you idiot? If there were 5 or 6 of his friends, what were you cursing at them for?"

Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."
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