Lonos

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Lonos- probably not but willing

“Hey man do you wanna do some coke and fuck hookers?!’

Lonos man, i stopped doing that shit

Lonos by djaftersex July 19, 2019

Words you can keep

Nick longstaffe

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…

Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Related Words

lono • Lenos • Logos • Lonestar • longshoreman • lonesome fart • linoshka • linosluvrr • lolosaur • loloser

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."

Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos by BathTubBoy July 27, 2020

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.

HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)

LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

Lonsboomer

A boomer with repeated bigoted awful takes on social media who really doesn’t realize how awful and irrelevant they are until they get ratioed to within an inch of their life. Best to respond with “Ok, boomer”.

That lonsboomer posted something idiotic again.

Lonsboomer by Crazeeguy November 4, 2019

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026