Lonos 

Lonos- probably not but willing

“Hey man do you wanna do some coke and fuck hookers?!’

Lonos man, i stopped doing that shit

Lonos by djaftersex July 19, 2019

Nick longstaffe 

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…

Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."

Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos by BathTubBoy July 27, 2020

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.

HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)

LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

Lonsboomer 

A boomer with repeated bigoted awful takes on social media who really doesn’t realize how awful and irrelevant they are until they get ratioed to within an inch of their life. Best to respond with “Ok, boomer”.

That lonsboomer posted something idiotic again.

Lonsboomer by Crazeeguy November 4, 2019