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Nick longstaffe 

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.
So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…
Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023
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Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.
"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."
Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016
Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.
HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)
LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.
Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

Lonsboomer 

A boomer with repeated bigoted awful takes on social media who really doesn’t realize how awful and irrelevant they are until they get ratioed to within an inch of their life. Best to respond with “Ok, boomer”.
That lonsboomer posted something idiotic again.
Lonsboomer by Crazeeguy November 4, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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