Lonklan

An omnipotent being that is an inspiration to the masses.

A substitute for the word God.

Oh my Lonklan I can’t believe you’ve done this

by TheSoggyham December 30, 2020

Lockland

Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.

Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)

by WhiteyMcWhitster April 30, 2005

Locklan

He's overall a funny guy who can be nice taller than most people has a great athletic ability and just is so random overall he's a good guy and is hilarious he's not always the brightest but can be smart.

Girl1: Damn Locklan be looking like a snack.
Girl2: Damn I wish I had him in my life

by Datgirlboo27 January 2, 2019

Loklan

A very kind-hearted person who always has care for other people. He’s very witty and intelligent. He doesn’t care what people opinion are of him, he still goes ahead with his day:)

Loklan is a multi millionaire with a playboy mansion

by 😻😻😻😄 August 15, 2021

locklan

Is a 200% nigga, if you look him in the eyes you will turn into poo, He uses spud guns Cap fools, BECAUSE REAL NIGGA HOURS

Wait is that a locklan OOOO SHIT RUN NIGGGGA

by Wait you gay May 5, 2018

lockland

MAn This Lockset 513, ja heard nigga we reppin the cincy, the nasti naty up in this peice u come here and u come to lockland and Zone 15 bout 10 seconds away the largest black community in America

(as in example one, but Nigga)

Nigga 1: yo nigga u beefin
Nigga 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
Nigga 1: whatch yo mommmas fat fucking ass
Nigga 2: WHAT MOTHER FUCKER IMA MERK U OOOOO SHIT NO U DIDNT, UH HU NIGGA U DUN CRUNKED UP (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb fucks thats 513-843-906)
Nigga 1: shit i aint skerddd
Nigga 2: Shit u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt

(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)

by Fent Mc Dent PWn jo0 May 2, 2005

lockland ohio

Lockland ohio
Town of white trash junkies and low life scum. Thieves and dishonest people but not all some are good hard working americans.

Stay away from lockland ohio unless you want a high or ripped of while driving down the road.

by Lockland guy June 4, 2017