Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.

Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)

Lockland by WhiteyMcWhitster April 30, 2005

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Locklan

He's overall a funny guy who can be nice taller than most people has a great athletic ability and just is so random overall he's a good guy and is hilarious he's not always the brightest but can be smart.

Girl1: Damn Locklan be looking like a snack.
Girl2: Damn I wish I had him in my life

Locklan by Datgirlboo27 January 2, 2019

Loklan

A very kind-hearted person who always has care for other people. He’s very witty and intelligent. He doesn’t care what people opinion are of him, he still goes ahead with his day:)

Loklan is a multi millionaire with a playboy mansion

Loklan by 😻😻😻😄 August 15, 2021

locklan

Is a 200% nigga, if you look him in the eyes you will turn into poo, He uses spud guns Cap fools, BECAUSE REAL NIGGA HOURS

Wait is that a locklan OOOO SHIT RUN NIGGGGA

locklan by Wait you gay May 5, 2018

lockland

MAn This Lockset 513, ja heard nigga we reppin the cincy, the nasti naty up in this peice u come here and u come to lockland and Zone 15 bout 10 seconds away the largest black community in America

(as in example one, but Nigga)

Nigga 1: yo nigga u beefin
Nigga 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
Nigga 1: whatch yo mommmas fat fucking ass
Nigga 2: WHAT MOTHER FUCKER IMA MERK U OOOOO SHIT NO U DIDNT, UH HU NIGGA U DUN CRUNKED UP (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb fucks thats 513-843-906)
Nigga 1: shit i aint skerddd
Nigga 2: Shit u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt

(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)

lockland by Fent Mc Dent PWn jo0 May 2, 2005

lockland ohio

Lockland ohio
Town of white trash junkies and low life scum. Thieves and dishonest people but not all some are good hard working americans.

Stay away from lockland ohio unless you want a high or ripped of while driving down the road.

lockland ohio by Lockland guy June 4, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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