A written or spoken dialect that utilizes longer wording, phrasing, and sentencing. Often used to stretch essays to the necessary length or to make yourself sound smarter/more formal.
I wrote everything I have for my book report, but it's a third of a page too short. Better use longspeak to get the length right.
by TobiRobbinson March 16, 2022
Get the Longspeak mug.The process of forming sentences using song lyrics in the context of expressing common language. Pop-culture references from the 1980s and 1990s are typically used.
"All that she wants is another baby."
"Welcome to the machine. For those about to rock, we salute you."
"I want your sex"
"No-one wants to be defeated"
"My body's too bootylicious for you, babe."
"Songspeak ain't easy"
"Welcome to the machine. For those about to rock, we salute you."
"I want your sex"
"No-one wants to be defeated"
"My body's too bootylicious for you, babe."
"Songspeak ain't easy"
by Matt Larsen November 27, 2007
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An extremely complicated language that is often mistaken for textspeak. It is mainly used for Kitteh pictures, but people don't realize that there's a huge organization running lolspeak. There is even a bible translation project going on where they will translate the entire bible into lolspeak. Ceiling Cat is the god behind this language. It's not as easy as you think, trust me.
Ceiling Cat blessinz apwn yu, srsly.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
by BoredDude2 April 25, 2010
Get the LolSpeak mug.Any form of typed text language that is not in propper english, usually in referance to cute cat pictures
1.) -I can haz cheezburgr?
- Dude, stop speakig in lolspeak, just say "can I have a cheesburger?"
2.) iz in yer compooter, eatin yer megabitz
- Dude, stop speakig in lolspeak, just say "can I have a cheesburger?"
2.) iz in yer compooter, eatin yer megabitz
by GilfOG March 8, 2008
Get the lolspeak mug.Similar to texting, lolspeak is writing words with different letters (but sound the same) than the original spelling. lolspeak can also be misspelling on purpose.
examples of lolspeak:
dunno what happnd, we dint touch it
(Don't know what happened, we didn't touch it)
i can has ice scream?
(I can have ice cream?)
teh itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh
(The itty bitty kitten committee)
dunno what happnd, we dint touch it
(Don't know what happened, we didn't touch it)
i can has ice scream?
(I can have ice cream?)
teh itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh
(The itty bitty kitten committee)
by Eddy 2008 March 8, 2008
Get the lolspeak mug.1. Nickname for The Speaker of the national assembly of Mauritius - Sooroojdev
2. A terribly incompetent ogre-looking man acting as Speaker
3. A sexually hot tempered frustrated grumpy and disorderly loud old man acting as Speaker
4. A bossy vociferous unruly ill mannered old man acting as Speaker of the national assembly of Mauritius
2. A terribly incompetent ogre-looking man acting as Speaker
3. A sexually hot tempered frustrated grumpy and disorderly loud old man acting as Speaker
4. A bossy vociferous unruly ill mannered old man acting as Speaker of the national assembly of Mauritius
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