Longoria

A person in the military service who serves no real purpose,uses up most of the resources in the area while being lazy and complains about everything.

You are so lazy, you are being a fucking Longoria!

by Derek Norman September 07, 2007

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 26, 2009

eva longoria

An actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous!

Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs

by Regina Filange June 21, 2005

eva longoria

the only thing that makes Desperate Housewives worth watching

Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!

by fdsgsdfgdsfgfds August 15, 2006

Evan Longoria

The best Longoria!

Evan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI

by Alessio #24 December 08, 2010

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha April 20, 2006

Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 25, 2005