Definitions by Deeznuts49

Longoria 

The act of applying crunchy peanut butter, grape jelly, and mayonnaise to a flower tortilla then wrapping said tortilla arround ones sexual organ, proceeding to fap and ejaculate into the entire used-to-be foodstuff.

He went to his room and pulled a longoria.

Longoria by Deeznuts49 September 10, 2019