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Carmex
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A highly
addictive
chap stick. The
crack cocaine
of lip balms.
The good stuff
.
Where
the fuck
is my carmex?
by
KimberFL
April 22, 2009
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Evan Longoria
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A very
fuckable
third baseman
for the
Tampa Bay Rays
.
I better
remember
to bring my sexy panties to
the game
so I can throw them at Evan
Longoria
.
by
KimberFL
April 25, 2009
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