Definitions by KimberFL

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

Merch

A highly addictive chap stick. The crack cocaine of lip balms. The good stuff.

Where the fuck is my carmex?

Carmex by KimberFL April 22, 2009

Merch