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Getting that shlong .
Getting that D in your mans car.
A long drive gettin the sum dick.
A long car ride and dick ride.
Ammar:wanna go for a longdrive ?
Lyn: yesss
Longdrive by Notxaii June 16, 2018
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The Long Drive 

A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die
Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
The Long Drive by Conscript.mdl November 13, 2021

longative 

an adjective used to describe the outcome of a ripped video without using proper aspect ratio controls
this youtube video is really cool but looks longative
longative by tradaboy May 2, 2009

LONGLIVESOVIETUNION 

LONG LIVE THE SOVIET UNION. WE ARE ALLIES WITH AMERICA. WE WILL RULE THE WORD
LONGLIVESOVIETUNION. Man: what
LONGLIVESOVIETUNION by Ms.J UwU March 9, 2021

long drive 

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”
long drive by Kopicake September 18, 2025
- Lingerie is a player and likes to snap you at night but never talk to you at school
- he is pretty cute
- he is a player
- he has lots of popular friends and doesn't classify you as cool enough or good enough
- he might be bi
"Longrie acts so gay"

"Longrie is such a player"

"He is so oblivious!"
longrie by brae brae 542 April 23, 2018

longliveireland 

A 50 year old streamer on twitch with one of the best mustaches you have ever seen
Oh look it's longliveireland have you ever seen a better mustache
longliveireland by jrb4619 June 22, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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