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- Lingerie is a player and likes to snap you at night but never talk to you at school
- he is pretty cute
- he is a player
- he has lots of popular friends and doesn't classify you as cool enough or good enough
- he might be bi
"Longrie acts so gay"

"Longrie is such a player"

"He is so oblivious!"
longrie by brae brae 542 April 23, 2018
Words you can keep

Longfield Academy 

Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos

Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles
Have you seen that school Longfield Academy pwah that headteacher is a right prick
1) Term used for looking and planning for the future.
2) Yet another great from Green Day. It's about masturbation and being lazy and lonely. From their album Dookie.
1) In the longview.
2) Have you got Longview on CD?
longview by jazzpup February 14, 2005
1. City in south-western Washington.
2. Song by the popular band "Greenday." It is widely believed that the song was written after the band visited the city by the same name. It would appear to be true, as the song describes life in Longview perfectly.
1. Dude 1: LiKe Oh eM GeE!!1!1!111!!1eleventyone!11! Longview is so freakin' boring!
Dude 2: Indeed...Longview = teh s uck!

2. Dude 1: Did you know that the song Longview is about the city Longview?!
Dude 2: Yes I did...
Dude 1: Well, isn't that neato?!
Dude 2: Go choke on something...
longview by howverystrange August 23, 2006
Another freakin awesome song by Green Day! Can be found on Dookie and International Superhits!
Longview chorus

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And i smell like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Longview by Sazmaz December 19, 2006

Longfield Academy 

A shitty school full of druggies in kent, England. Where half the younger girls are shagging older boys and most teachers are shagging too.
Have you heard about what happens at Longfield Academy?
an awesome green day song that starts out very soft, then has lots of drumming and becomes powerful; the premise of the song is about a stoner who lives in his parent's basement, smokes weed, masturbates, and watches the world go by
Bite my lips and close my eyes,
Take me away to paradise,
I'm so damn bored that i'm going blind,
And lonliness has to surfice
longview by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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