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Longfield Academy 

Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos

Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles
Have you seen that school Longfield Academy pwah that headteacher is a right prick
1) Term used for looking and planning for the future.
2) Yet another great from Green Day. It's about masturbation and being lazy and lonely. From their album Dookie.
1) In the longview.
2) Have you got Longview on CD?
longview by jazzpup February 14, 2005
1. City in south-western Washington.
2. Song by the popular band "Greenday." It is widely believed that the song was written after the band visited the city by the same name. It would appear to be true, as the song describes life in Longview perfectly.
1. Dude 1: LiKe Oh eM GeE!!1!1!111!!1eleventyone!11! Longview is so freakin' boring!
Dude 2: Indeed...Longview = teh s uck!

2. Dude 1: Did you know that the song Longview is about the city Longview?!
Dude 2: Yes I did...
Dude 1: Well, isn't that neato?!
Dude 2: Go choke on something...
longview by howverystrange August 23, 2006
Another freakin awesome song by Green Day! Can be found on Dookie and International Superhits!
Longview chorus

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And i smell like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Longview by Sazmaz December 19, 2006

Longfield Academy 

A shitty school full of druggies in kent, England. Where half the younger girls are shagging older boys and most teachers are shagging too.
Have you heard about what happens at Longfield Academy?
an awesome green day song that starts out very soft, then has lots of drumming and becomes powerful; the premise of the song is about a stoner who lives in his parent's basement, smokes weed, masturbates, and watches the world go by
Bite my lips and close my eyes,
Take me away to paradise,
I'm so damn bored that i'm going blind,
And lonliness has to surfice
longview by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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