Lonely mans
Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes
Lonely mans by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018
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lonely mans wrist
Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
lonely mans wrist by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014
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Lonely Man's Bukake
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
Lonely Man's Bukake by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 5, 2022
LonelyFans
If you can't find a real girl to talk to you and let you see her naked, you can always pay for a girl on lonelyfans.
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LonelyMans
"Hey son get offa that laptop, go outside, and even just TRY find yoself a LADY, PLEASE! Everytime I come home from work you watchin same girl and giving her 'Gifts' from the Allowance money I give You! How many times I gotta tell you 'Only LonelyMans pay for OnlyFans '! Now go tell your imaginary gf ALL you can gift her for a month is just your smooth talkin... I'm sure she'll understand."
LonelyMans by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023
LonelyFans
A word colloquially used among people in relationships for guys who use *OnlyFans* . Commonest use of the word is in the Phrase - 'Only LonelyFans watch OnlyFans'
I just came back from work to see my son watching Onlyfans on his laptop. I said to him 'why you pay to see random girls pretend to like you when there's a world fulla real ladies outside. Please don't tell me I'm paying you an allowance to be one them' LonelyFans' Guys. Please don't tell your Pops thats really how you spendin my donations to you!
LonelyFans by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023
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