When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.
by Roy Berto February 25, 2012
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The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Water Bottle Is Full May 29, 2011
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The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Empty Water Bottle May 29, 2011
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When you are tired and sleepy, but stay up way past your bedtime anyways, feeling lonely. You know you should go to sleep, but a quiet desperation is preventing you from being rational.
I've got the late night lonelies. I should try to sleep.
by superjoe30 March 22, 2009
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