When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
by Roy Berto February 25, 2012
Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021
The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Water Bottle Is Full May 29, 2011
The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Empty Water Bottle May 29, 2011
by buttmaker October 24, 2020
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