You see if you're looking up lompoc on here, i probably know you. You probably live in lompoc and we could literally be related for all we know anyways, Lompoc is a small town that exists next to jalama, if anyone knows about lompoc that doesn't live there knows about it, they know it as "that one weird place next to jalama beach" Lompoc is full of old people, people who say "like", and "dude" constantly, field workers, and air-force people, if you live in lompoc you probably just want to get out of it, and you most likely live more on base or in the villiage. You can explore some of lompocs wonders including and limited to, Flowers, The ghetto, The little market in mission hills that like three people work at and they don't know what they're doing there, subway, cabrillo and lompoc angrily hissing at each other from afar, people who talk about that one rumor that lompoc was going to be renamed "Lompokemon", and overcast skies, mostly overcast skies. It is pronounced "Lohm poke" not "Lohm pawk" if you pronounce it the second way please delete yourself from existence, nobody here will like you. Most people here like Takis and mexican food, Probably because most people here are Mexican. If you are a child living in lompoc you are probably gay or depressed, let's be honest.
"Hey, you know that one town near jalama, i think it's called...Lompoc?"

"What is a lompoc?"
by Little Lompocian September 23, 2018
A tiny little town, which can only be described to another person as "above santa barbara, below san luis obispo". Consisting of one part field workers, one part air force families, one part old timers. The most exciting thing that happens there all year would be either the Lompoc vs. Cabrillo football game or the flower festival. If you happen to drive through you may notice the murals on about every building, "save surf beach"/ plover hate stickers on every car, and/or flower fields. About every kid growing up there has skid their knees trying to ride down Beatie hill, ate a Jalama Burger, and witnessed the worlds largest american flag being grown. There are no seasons in Lompoc, just overcast, chilly overcast, windy overcast, and mildly warm overcast.
Person #1: DUDE! Let's go to Lompoc this weekend!
Person #2: For what? A gang-bang or the dog show?
Person #1: Hmm, maybe we should just stay home.
by mchuckkakca December 8, 2008
A mexican shithole gangster town with old people that think its the best town because of past memories when Lompoc was infact good (In the 1800's)
Lompoc Sux Balls
by NAS January 19, 2004
A small town on the central coast of Cali. Despite most rumors, it is a nice little town with a lot to offer. The casino is just down the road.
I am from Lompoc, California.
by Darryl III February 8, 2005
A shopping cart being used for personal use outside the boundaries of the store it belongs to.
Lompoc Cadillacs being pushed past my house all day.
by Misanthropist October 6, 2012