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lomlom is a pretty name and pretty girls she’s a rare girl. If u have a friend like lomlom you r one of the luckiest person ever she is one of the gorgeous person ever
Are you lomlom?!you seem cool
Lomlom by Lami$ December 7, 2021
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The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008
Related Words

lolomgwtfbbq 

An internet phrase expressing total and complete cunfusion, dumbfoundedness, or pretty much any other emotion one would express over the internet.

Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.
Guy: So like E=MC2
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

Guy: Thats what she said!!!
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ
lolomgwtfbbq by Jon Comulada June 11, 2007

Pull a Lolomon 

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story
Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon
Pull a Lolomon by lolworm April 9, 2009

lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq 

laugh out loud oh my god way to go dairy queen laugh out lound oh my god bar be the que
Person 1: lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq

Person 2: What???

lolomgbanana 

When you are texting someone and the conversation gets really awkward
Girl: I just got my period, Ian
Guy: that was such an lolomgbanana
lolomgbanana by awkwardtexter December 29, 2011
someone who makes up urban dictionary definitions to look cool
Person 1: Man i hear that guy made an urban dictionary post trying to make himself cool.

Person 2: what a Lolomon
Lolomon by lolworm April 15, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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