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The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008
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lolomgwtfbbq 

An internet phrase expressing total and complete cunfusion, dumbfoundedness, or pretty much any other emotion one would express over the internet.

Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.
Guy: So like E=MC2
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

Guy: Thats what she said!!!
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ
lolomgwtfbbq by Jon Comulada June 11, 2007

Pull a Lolomon 

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story
Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon
Pull a Lolomon by lolworm April 9, 2009

lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq 

laugh out loud oh my god way to go dairy queen laugh out lound oh my god bar be the que
Person 1: lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq

Person 2: What???

lolomgbanana 

When you are texting someone and the conversation gets really awkward
Girl: I just got my period, Ian
Guy: that was such an lolomgbanana
lolomgbanana by awkwardtexter December 29, 2011
someone who makes up urban dictionary definitions to look cool
Person 1: Man i hear that guy made an urban dictionary post trying to make himself cool.

Person 2: what a Lolomon
Lolomon by lolworm April 15, 2009