Lollock

A person who is a slacker on social media. When they actually have to use real words with their mouths, they can only say stuff like "LOL" and "OMG."

Is it just me or has Rick turned into a total lollock lately?

by whiteboyz36 October 29, 2017

lolcocked

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

lollocaust

A word derived from the term lol and the holocaust. It hints that you are making them laugh so hard that 7 million jews are dying while it happens.

"Dude Judy got a roffle last night!"
"Lollocaust."

by Brenden Barton May 22, 2005

Lollocks

Hilarious disbelief or nonsense

"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.

by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

Lollockpop

Lollockpops are large vertical water recepticles that can be found littered across the urban pockets of Bahrain. They visually resemble lollypop sticks with a bollock on top.....lollockpop.

"Oh my God... look at the size of those Lollockpops!"

by P Rimmer April 22, 2007

lolcock

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

by kitschpig May 28, 2009

Lollocracy

A system of government on internet forums where admins have powers over other moderators.

Lollocracy is an efficient system of running forums.

by Information Express December 23, 2006