Lollock
A person who is a slacker on social media. When they actually have to use real words with their mouths, they can only say stuff like "LOL" and "OMG."
Lollock by whiteboyz36 October 29, 2017
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lolcocked
When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".
lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008
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lollocaust
A word derived from the term lol and the holocaust. It hints that you are making them laugh so hard that 7 million jews are dying while it happens.
lollocaust by Brenden Barton May 22, 2005
Lollocks
"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.
Lollocks by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004
Lollockpop
Lollockpops are large vertical water recepticles that can be found littered across the urban pockets of Bahrain. They visually resemble lollypop sticks with a bollock on top.....lollockpop.
Lollockpop by P Rimmer April 22, 2007
Lollocracy
Lollocracy by Information Express December 23, 2006
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