Lolligaging - (Verb) The act of procrastinating when one has important things to do, such as homework or actual work. When one posts the word "Lolligaging" on facebook, it is an indication that they are currently in the practice of avoiding work.
"Eric was lolligaging when he should have been doing a webassign"
"Rachel lolligaged by speaking with Eric on facebook, during time she should have been writing a paper on frankenstein"
Dude: "I can't hang out tonight, I gotta finish my homework"
Other dude: "How are you not done with it yet??"
Dude: "I've been lolligaging all day..."
a word used to express a something of of highly "lolzy" proportions, similar to "lol."
Wesley: "so max, how was lunch?"
Max: " oh, well i ended up locking my keys inside my car which rolled down a hill into a burning spraypaint store and my spare keys fell out of my tuxedo's pocket to the bottom of the lake so i could do nothing about it before the building exploded.
Wesley: "LOLZIGAGGINZ!!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!