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Literosexual 

A person who finds sexual gratification from the written word.
Jeff masturbated to Noam Chomsky and when he finished was confused by his literosexuality.
Literosexual by KarlMahon August 20, 2014

Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Literous 

The feeling of wanting to litter or throw fruits off of buildings.
"I am feeling very literous" is what he said as he tossed his can of coke out the window of his car.

"I am a very literous individual' thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions
Literous by thesneakygiraffe August 21, 2010

legiterous 

When a word or statment has surpassed the regular scale of legitness thus forcing it to be sent to a scale of its own. This scale is the scale of legiterousness. For an object or statement to surpass the regular scale and register on the scale of legiterousness it must be agreed that it has the power to be legiterous by atleast three people who are respected members of a society.
Holy shit, Assasins Creed Brotherhood is so fucking legiterous
legiterous by Porethium November 27, 2010

Literously 

Literal. It's the new way to say literal. Literal isn't literally used as literal anymore. We need a new literal. Literally, this is it.

Literal + seriously = literously; it's seriously literal.
I literally thought of this word like, just now. But literously I thought of this word about a couple hours ago.
Literously by Jay Dubaya August 10, 2010

wawa loiterers 

Group of people usually middle age men that hang out in front of convenience stores blocking the entrance and cursing to each other and stare at every car that pulls up most of these losers are either county workers or appear to be homeless.
Please get out of my way so I can enter I don't work for the county so I gotta go Wawa loiterers
wawa loiterers by superboy789 September 8, 2013