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The noise one makes when having a poo. Like a loud moan made when trying to squeeze one out. The louder the moan the better the poo.
'Eeeoooooohhhhhhhhwwwwaaaahh!'

'Oooooeeeeoooooahhhhhhb!'

'Ffffffffwwwwwaaaarrrrrkkkkk'

'Mum did you just hear that logmoan?'

'What we're you just doing upstairs son? Having a poo on mum, that was my logmoan you heard'

'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fffffffffff' (when you get ring sting)
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Man that gives log to bitches constantly
That nigga fucked both my sisters he a LogMan.
LogMan by NoahCocoBoa November 13, 2019
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LOGOMANIA 

THE OBSESSION OF HAVING THE THINGS BEARING HIGH BRANDED LOGO
I HAVE A PAIR OF JEANS FROM LEVIS , IT BEARS A REPUTED LOGO , I THINK ITS LOGOMANIA
LOGOMANIA by anonymous January 28, 2010
The ability to create spells and matter in the form of incantations (usually used backwards by DC characters such as Zatanna Zatara, Zachary Zatara, and Giovanni Zatara
Zatanna uses logomancy as a tradition to humble her father.
logomancy by logomancy on tiktok April 13, 2022
An urban legend that we don't know where it originated. Logman is a man that is made entirely of logs. He has logs for brains. Many kids are scared of Logman because they do not realize the difference between reality and fiction.
Oh no! Logman has been giving me nightmares.
logman by BabbleBoy April 9, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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