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Legomance 

A fanwork of Lord of the Rings, usually fanfiction, containing a romance with Legolas Greenleaf and another character. Overly used with Mary-Sues.

Mary-Sues are fanfics in which the author places him/herself in the story. Disliked by the majority of fandom population.
Did you read that one Lord of the Rings fanfic I told you about?

Yeah, but I don't see what was so special about it. It was just another Legomance.
Legomance by mellojelloo April 4, 2005
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When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...
Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.
Lolomancy by basione February 2, 2010

LOGOMANIA 

THE OBSESSION OF HAVING THE THINGS BEARING HIGH BRANDED LOGO
I HAVE A PAIR OF JEANS FROM LEVIS , IT BEARS A REPUTED LOGO , I THINK ITS LOGOMANIA
LOGOMANIA by anonymous January 28, 2010
A form of divination in which LEGO® bricks, elements, minifigures, colours, arrangements, or constructions are interpreted as symbols to provide insight, clarity, understanding, or guidance.
Through LEGOmancy, a casting of bricks is interpreted according to its colours, forms, positions, relationships and symbolic associations.
LEGOmancy by TeawithAnnie August 14, 2026

LEGOmancer

A practitioner of LEGOmancy; a person who interprets LEGO® bricks, elements, minifigures, colours, arrangements, or constructions through divinatory means to provide insight, clarity, understanding, or guidance.
The LEGOmancer cast the bricks and interpreted their colours, forms and positions to reveal the reading.
LEGOmancer by TeawithAnnie August 14, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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